David , star of ‘David After Dentist,’ my favorite YouTube video of all time - is a man wise beyond his years and poses a mind boggling question; ‘Is This Real Life’? This is the same question that I have asked myself over and over again for the past few days with 2 very confusing stories that have come to light.
- Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy. YUP – weird right? You know what is even weirder?? All of the freaking freaks out there who are going to get off on this shit. Apparently there is a market for it too - Google Simpsons Porn if you don’t believe me. DISCLAIMER – Google at your own risk – your monitor may implode as it loads content only a sick witch doctor could be responsible for.
- Shauna Sand has a sex tape. Not necessarily surprising as I’d say she fits the stereotypical pornstar mold – Lucite platform heels, huge fake boobs, a meth-like plastic surgery addiction – but somehow in my head, Shauna Sand looks more like a cartoon than Marge Simpson which brings me full circle in the pondering of David’s question, 'Is This Real Life'? Shauna’s butt is cute I will give her that – but I’d much prefer an announcement of a sex tape with a real celebrity that I haven’t seen naked a million times – and how about a little emotion Shauna?? If you are going to tape you and your lover in the act - in high-def quality I might add - you are begging for someone to sell this shit so at least crack a smile or wink at the camera for us.
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